5:10 AM

Ways Portland has changed me:

1. I get excited when something stays open past 9 PM.
2. I get excited when I stay out past 9 PM.
3. I talk to strangers at the grocery store.

Ways I have changed Portland:

1. GOLD. JEWELRY.
2. T.B.A.

Thank you and good night.

Also

I don't know who the art is by in my headline. I'm pretty sure I found it on Booooooom.com. That website is my jam. Reading it makes me feel hip and "in the know". Maybe I will scan some of my art soon to put in there instead, although my "art" is basically giraffe lookin' people with pronounced eyebrows and no bottom lip.

Is this even real?

I'm with the ole sis. We're in San Fran livin the high life (waking up at 2 pm--HOLLA). I also realized my only followers are my sister and my parents! But wait, how cute are they!


THIS! IS! THE! BEST! PHOTO! EVER!